ding dong pass that bong

whatscrackinho:

whatscrackinho:

it’s 2013 and we still can’t reblog asks without taking a screenshot

IT’S 2013 AND WE CAN REBLOG ASKS WITHOUT TAKING A SCREENSHOT

(Source: whats-crackin-ho, via dulect)

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3 hours ago

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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firedrinker:

punchdrunklove:

ibetyoushebangslikeafairyonacid:

If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.

This breaks my heart, who the fuck would do that


The inhumanity of the higher class

firedrinker:

punchdrunklove:

ibetyoushebangslikeafairyonacid:

If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.

This breaks my heart, who the fuck would do that

The inhumanity of the higher class

(Source: fuckyeahanarchopunk, via moridash)

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2 days ago
me:I'm so cute
me 15 mins later:I hate myself
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2 days ago
one-day-i-will-fall-asleep:

death-by-fangirling:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun



I would pay a lot to watch that movie

one-day-i-will-fall-asleep:

death-by-fangirling:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

image

I would pay a lot to watch that movie

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4 days ago
carryonmy-assbutt:

clairvoyantsam:

exploit-my-savagery:

oswins-doctor:

suluisms:

For a second I thought this was the new supernatural season ten opener



I knew I’d see this with the Supernatural title eventually, I wasn’t expecting it to be a day later.



IT GOT BETTER

carryonmy-assbutt:

clairvoyantsam:

exploit-my-savagery:

oswins-doctor:

suluisms:

For a second I thought this was the new supernatural season ten opener

image

I knew I’d see this with the Supernatural title eventually, I wasn’t expecting it to be a day later.

IT GOT BETTER

(Source: distancefromhappiness, via egladil)

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